Rough Night For This Heinz Field Security Guard

I’d like to think that this is an “I ate too much on Thanksgiving, pooped my pants at my girlfriends house, didn’t have a change of underwear so I threw on her lace panties as I rushed out the door” move. But I have a strong suspicion it is not. Sometimes you just need to express yourself I guess?  Pound some red Gatorade and feel the wind blow up your thong covered ass crack. Let the players play.

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