Browns Security Guards Speared a Streaker During Last Night’s Preseason Game

This naked bootleg, which occurred during the third quarter of the Browns-Lions game last night, underscores one fact: it’s so refreshing to live in 2013, a time when citizen journalists and their smartphones enable us to view fan-on-field action all the way to its civilian-tackle conclusion. No more TV cameras cutting away, and no more appalled announcers proselytizing about the indecency of the act. This is progress.

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